toadprince:

theawesomeadventurer:

gaybaggins:

tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

do you think J R R Tolkien can read these posts from hell

straight women like legolas because he appeals to their fantasy of a man who takes care of his hygiene and maybe even wipes his ass